Monday, October 4, 2010

Bieber, Twilight, Favre???? by Ben Draper


Oh yes number 4, I went there.You fit right in with the things i cant stand hearing about.




























After the third go around of Farve’s summer rendition of hamlet, seeing his name in my news feed is like hearing that kid in your math class remind the teacher to assign homework. I mean, how selfish can you be number 4? Granted you had 33 touchdowns and 4202 passing yards last season but make up your mind already! Okay maybe i’m getting a little emotional…Lets calm down and try to figure out what could be motivating one of the grittiest, entertaining quarterbacks of all time to return to the NFL…again.

So, why come back? Could it be a chance for one last run at the Lombardi trophy? Could it be the potential 28 million that he could pocket this year? I don’t think so. So why then? Why keep beating the dead horse number 4? PRIDE I say, PRIDE.

Favre’s story book ending in Minnesota wasn’t so story book after all, he ended his season in the worst way possible, tossing a pick on the game sealing drive on the way to a super bowl title. As you can imagine this didn’t sit well with old Mr. Favre, so hes back for another round to finish off that fairytale ending, to engrave himself in NFL history. That’s right folks, don’t let his country bumpkin facade steer you into believing hes back for the love of the game, this man has an agenda and wont rest till he wins back the respect and love of every human being on earth.

But as usual, the NFL welcomes back ole Favre with open arms, after all, he did give them the largest cable audience in history when he played against his old team and not to mention he is a fantastic marketing tool.

So Mr. Favre, where do you go from here? I may be sick of you but one things for sure, America isnt. Will you finally be able to go out on top? (much like a former bronco quarterback) or will you falter once again and end the season with the all too familiar question mark?

Im sure we will hear about it all season long.


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